I’ve owned dogs all my life, have read stacks upon stacks of books on the behavior, care and training of this, my most beloved species. But today, I learned something new. If your dog eats an entire cooked chicken, or anything toxic, you should induce vomiting by filling a turkey baster with hydrogen peroxide and then forcing it down the poor beast’s throat. My friend Leah, who called right after Daphne jumped up on our counter and devoured every last bit of a rotisserie chicken that we had only half eaten, told me to do that and then my vet, Dr. Ferris Gorra, verified. And so I did, and thank God because the poor thing produced the entire chicken – all the fat and sharp bones and gunk that would have made her very ill indeed.