Snoopy’s modeling gig

My friend Sarah has written a children’s book about the history of plumbing. Children’s book or not, I cannot wait until it’s published because it’s supposed to have all sorts of cool/gross stuff about people dumping chamber pots out of city windows and men and women conversing in multi-seated outhouses. Ahhhh, the good old days.

For her book, she needed a photograph of a horse, but not just any horse. She needed a work horse. Our Snoopy is a draft cross so I volunteered him and he was very casual and relaxed about the whole thing. I think he wanted the photographer to think that people are always wanting to take his photo, so be gave the impression of being very unaffected, while, in fact, I know that he was LOVING the limelight.
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Happy Thanksgiving

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First, I think I might have jumped the gun in announcing Denis’s NY Times Bestseller status. He sent me this: Download file
and I see it’s dated December 7th. I guess they report this week’s bestsellers next week?

This Just In!

Denis’s book:
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IS NUMBER 9 ON THIS WEEK’S NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER LIST!!!!!!

Sorry for shouting. Very excited!

Guy Noir? Bum? You decide …

I’m sure many of you listen to Garrison Keillor’s Writer’s Almanac program on NPR, but you might not know that you can also subscribe, online, for free and receive daily emails with poems and information about writers. Today was a very nice poem, check it out!

I had a conversation with Garrison Keillor once. If Denis was here, he would debate this, because he was with me and insists that it wasn’t Garrison Keillor, but a bum, that I was conversing with.

More Roger

Somebody emailed me this image of the statue of Roger Conant, after reading my blog about his curious pose. The unveiling of this statue must have created quite a stir amongst the people of Salem. It would be interesting to see more statues like this – showing our heroes in more candid, relaxed poses. Why must they always be on rearing horses? Why not show them like old Roger – clearly a man who knew how to handle himself in any situation.
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Talk Me Out of This PLEASE

The other day, my friend Sarah Albee asked me if I would do her the huge favor of going and looking at a litter of Standard Poodle puppies with her. That’s like asking an alcoholic to do you the huge favor of going out for a few drinks. The plan was that we would look at the puppies today, without Sarah’s kids knowing, because that way, if she wasn’t crazy about them, they wouldn’t be all disappointed.

Jolly Roger

The other day I blogged about Salem, Massachusetts and showed a picture of the statue of Roger Conant which is erected in front of the Witch Museum on Salem Green. Because he’s there, in front of the Witch Museum, many think he was a witch himself, but Roger Conant was a very upstanding founder of the earliest settlement of fishermen in Salem, and had nothing to do with the witch trials. My friend Laurie informed me yesterday that an ex-boyfriend of hers pointed out that Roger Conant’s sculptor clearly had a great sense of humor, because when you stand directly in front of the statue it’s very clear that under those vast robes, Roger was, well he was …pleasuring himself. I’m not sure if you can quite get the whole effect in this photo:
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Witch Dung

“Yes, it is a witch’s life.” Anne Sexton
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So, as some of you know, I’m working on a novel set near Salem, Massachusetts. One of the characters has an ancestor (ancestress?) who was a famous witch. I used to live in nearby Marblehead and went to various schools in New England and met a few people who claimed to be descendents of one or another witch who was hung in Salem. I think it’s interesting that so many claim to be related to the 29 martyrs that were hung in Salem Village, but I’ve never heard one person claim any association with the hundreds of others – accusers, jailors, quiet do-nothings who lived in an around the village.

I Heart Terry Gross

Here’s a link to my Terry Gross interview.

Terry Gross really did make me sound better than I was.

Thanks to all of you with the kind comments and emails that gave me the courage to listen to it!

I wish I could somehow download the audio right here. Will see if I can.

Fresh Air

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Many months ago, I was interviewed by Terry Gross for her NPR program, Fresh AIr. This was very exciting to me. This was extremely exciting to me. This was, in my mind, one of the most exciting things that had ever happened to me! I love Terry Gross. It turned out that Terry Gross’s producer was a big fan of both my books!