Our neighbors Steve and Diana Hochmuth have just emailed me these horrifying photos they took of the attack sheep which apparently decided to include them in its path of terror through Roxbury on Sunday. Here it is in their yard:
And here it is, on its stalking mission to who knows where. Your house could be next!
Can nothing stop it?
People of Connecticut, heed my warning. Keep your livestock inside and your firearms handy. I have two horses who have the worst cast of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome my vet has ever seen. One of them has bandages on both hind legs. The other is covered in stitches. And this lone bandit gets to trot down the middle of the road as if she’s above the law?
Not on my watch.
I’ve got two words for you, Ewe: Shepherd’s Pie. That’s right. So you just keep walking, Sheepy. Trot your mutton butt outta town. I’m onto ewe.
Ann,, you are so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
he is soooo cute and what a lard ass
Wait, I’m a resident of Connecticut! I’m scared!
Ewe, are too funny! Sheep up, or ship out, huh? Gives new meaning to getting fleeced!
Sorry to hear about the horses, that is one baaaad ass sheep! Guess it won’t be pulling the wool over your eyes!
Maybe it’s time to call in Inspector Cleweseau!
Lock and Load, Ann. What is up with its tail? The only sheep I’ve seen with a tail that long were in Ireland.
OMG.
What if it SWAM here?