If Wishes Were Horses

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.” Old English Proverb/My Life Story

When I was growing up, anytime I heard the term “If wishes were horses…” I was totally perplexed.  If wishes were horses? My wishes were horses. All of them. Every time I blew out a birthday candle from age 5 until almost adulthood, it was a horse wish I exhaled.  A velvety muzzle pressed to my cheek, the smell of leather, the pounding of hoofbeats on the ground beneath me, I was filled with desire for these sensations that I recalled from all the school horses I had ridden. All the wish-horses, all my lovely wish horses.

BURN Documentary

On Sunday night, Denis and I were in the city to attend the Tribeca Film Festival premeire of the documentary Burn.  Burn tells the story of a firehouse in Detroit, a city where the population is dwindling drastically and poverty abounds.  There are thousands of vacant buildings left behind by former auto workers and others who had to move elsewhere to look for jobs.  Their abandoned homes are either vacant or are squalid shelters for homeless people and drug addicts.  Every day, the firefighters featured in the film, put out up to a dozen fires, sometimes more.

Dear Everybody

If, during the past month, you have tried to email me at the [email protected] address, which is the address on the “Contact Ann” tab, I regret to inform you that your email has been lost. Why? You’ll have to ask GO FUC%ING DADDY!

I have just spent an hour trying to sort out why I have not been receiving emails at that address and it turns out that the account expired a month ago, but I was not informed properly. SO (deep cleansing breath)… now…. (sob), they are trying to retrieve my lost emails (shuddering gasp) but they aren’t offering much hope (honk).

Notes From an SM Expert

Geese, Eyesore

Yesterday I went into the city to meet Paul Hochman, the Director of Social Media at St. Martin’s Press.  My editor, Brenda Copeland, wanted Paul and I to discuss ways to use social media to market my new book.

New Favorite Book Trailer

The other day, my editor encouraged me to look at some good book trailers to get an idea of something I might like for my novel. Apparently Brenda didn’t know that I’m an experienced book trailer director. Yes, that’s right. I directed the two critically ignored Julie Klam You Had Me at Woof trailers.

Here’s the first, my directorial debut, if you will.

This is my second video film.

Selfie Contest

 

Totally emo selfie

Again, I’ve been insanely busy and away from the blog.  See, I’m spreading myself too thin, I think, not just in the real world but in the world of virtual society.

I have this blog that I try to keep updated, and I also love Twitter. I’m much more into Twitter (@annleary) than I am Facebook, but of course I am on Facebook (like me! I beg you) many times a day.  Then there are the newspapers I read on line, friends’ blogs, the links to interesting articles I have found on my Twitter and Facebook feeds, the cute photos of pets and kids to admire and comment on, the sad news about which condolences must be carefully thought out and worded, etc, etc.

Found It!

Tulips, Park Avenue

So, as I was saying yesterday, I parked my car in a garage in Manhattan on Wednesday, but when I went to retrieve it, I wasn’t sure which garage I had parked it in. So, I had to dig through my voluminous handbag in search of the ticket for the garage.

Where the F#&*% Is It?

Don’t you hate it when you lose your car?  You think you know where you put it, but then when you go to get in it, it’s not there. And then you have to look all over an entire city, retrace your steps, curse yourself for not downloading that FIND MY CAR app and wonder how all the Alzheimer drug trials are going and how you can partake in the trials. Right?  We’ve all been there, right?