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The Sun Rose Dripping

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Just this, today, a poem by Ms. St. Vincent Millay:
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Recuerdo
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

We were very tired, we were very merry—
We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.
It was bare and bright, and smelled like a stable—
But we looked into a fire, we leaned across a table,
We lay on a hill-top underneath the moon;
And the whistles kept blowing, and the dawn came soon.
We were very tired, we were very merry—
We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry;
And you ate an apple, and I ate a pear,
From a dozen of each we had bought somewhere;
And the sky went wan, and the wind came cold,
And the sun rose dripping, a bucketful of gold.
We were very tired, we were very merry,
We had gone back and forth all night on the ferry.
We hailed “Good morrow, mother!” to a shawl-covered head,
And bought a morning paper, which neither of us read;
And she wept, “God bless you!” for the apples and pears,
And we gave her all our money but our subway fares.

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New Contest

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The photos of Tracy and Barbara reading my book, Outtakes From a Marriage, in Times Square, on the previous blog, gave me an idea for a contest. Send me pictures of my book (either of my books will do) – and the one that’s the funniest, or in the most unusual place will be the winner. If you’re shy, you don’t have to be in the photo. Just prop it up someplace. Or have a pet doing something with it (that’s Daphne, above, examining my shipment of the first edition of Outtakes. You guys can all vote, but my vote will always be for the photos of the book being read in a very public place. This blog entry is under the category “Shameless Self-Promotion,” after all.

Just email me your photos during the next month and I’ll post them in August and we’ll pick a winner. Haven’t figured out a prize yet.

Also, I see that several of you have joined my Facebook group. Those who haven’t, it’s here:
Everybody’s invited! We can have discussions and chats there …as soon as I figure out how. And for those who don’t like Facebook, don’t worry, the party’s still going on right here.

Can’t wait to see your photos!

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For you newcomers, a few people have become a little chummy on this blog (yes, I know, that might be a bit of an understatement, it’s become a big love fest here). Some blog regulars have become email buddies and a few – Barbara, Tracy and Kristin – decided to meet in person, in New York, a couple of weeks ago for an event they have dubbed the first annual Ann Leary Blogapalooza.

Tracy has written up her version of the big event, and for the past several days she has been trying to email the accompanying photos, and I’ve been trying to reformat them for the blog, but I’m afraid I couldn’t include them all, and fear that they might not be in the proper order. Nonetheless, without further ado, here’s Tracy’s wonderful report:

“The first Ann Leary Blogapalooza was a smashing success! Barbara, Kristin, & I all admitted we were a little nervous, but when we met, we greeted each other with hugs like old friends. Kristin brought her friend Lindsay, who she was visiting in NY, along, and Lindsay blended in perfectly. We all chattered away happily and luckily, the place had emptied out before we got there, so we didn’t disturb anyone.

We sang our praise about Ann & her books, and if you look closely at my copy of ‘Outtakes’, you can see all the little green post-it flags. They’re all pages where I found something that was hilariously funny, touching, sad, or where I really identified with Julia. Lindsay didn’t understand how we could become friends on a blog, so we explained how Ann replies to comments, and how fellow bloggers post things to each other in the comments section, and that some of us are now emailing each other, and are friends on facebook.

She still couldn’t quite grasp how this could happen, and I told her that when I found the blog at the end of March, I felt at home right away. I said that after the ‘Who’s Youer than You’ post, when many people shared things about themselves, it became an even more close knit community. We told her all about how Ann shared her and Denis’s vacation to Italy, and how down to earth she is, that we all feel like we know her, etc. She sat there in a kind of shock I think. We all told her she has to read the blog to understand, & she better start soon!
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Yes, I’m the dork who made the sign. ;-) You can’t see it very well, but I had all 4 of us sign it to mark the momentous occasion. For future Blogapaloozas (I love that word!!!), I will be happy to make them, renumbering them of course. Hehe

After brunch, Kristin and Lindsay left to go to Governor’s Island, and Barbara and I decided to spend the afternoon together. We parted ways with more hugs and all said we were so happy that we had met.

I could stop here, but I’m hoping that Ann will indulge me and let me share Barbara’s & my adventures that afternoon. We had such a good time. We stayed in SoHo for awhile, walking around enjoying an arts and crafts street fair. Suddenly I stop and tell Barbara to look across the street. An artist had canvases hung up in a stall, and every single one was of HUGE bare women’s BUTTS!!!!! I kid you not. We laughed and agreed that we couldn’t imagine anyone wanting that hanging in their house. We walked further down and came back up the other side of the street, and I wanted to see the front of his stall to see if he painted anything else. Nope, just more huge women’s butts! We laughed so hard and decided that he must have a fetish. I SO wish I had taken a picture because mere words can’t describe it.

We decided to go to see this clock: http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=134#comment-79 I had been to see it before, and tried to photograph it as it did its magic on the hour, but it actually does it about 2 minutes before, so was caught off guard. It is gorgeous. So I decided to get it on video with my camera. So we get on the subway, but half way there we realize that we weren’t going to make it on time, and didn’t want to have to hang around waiting for the next hour.

Next idea, there’s a photographer who has a stand outside the Apple store at 5th Ave & 59th St, and I really love his photographs of NYC. So we change subway lines to head up there. We get near there, but find that due to the Puerto Rican Day Parade, we can’t get anywhere near there, and the cop I spoke to said the vendors there had probably been thrown out for the day.

So we decided to go to Make My Cake, a bakery in Harlem, just a couple blocks north of Central Park. I’ve been wanting to get there because they say have the best Red Velvet cake in the world (it will have to be incredible to beat CakeMan Raven in Brooklyn!). We consult the map and find that we’re not near any subway lines that would get us there, so decide against that. I realize now that it never occurred to me to take a cab, I’m a subway girl. Hehehe

We decided to just take the subway back to Times Square to check out the areas they have blocked off to cars, and have chairs out for people to sit in. We head over to Columbus Circle to catch the subway and decide to go into the Time Warner building to use the restrooms. At the top of the escalators is a Borders. Great, we’ll use the restrooms and make sure ‘Outtakes’ is displayed properly. We looked through all the displays and on the Fiction shelves, no ‘Outtakes’!!!! I checked the in store computer, & it said ‘Likely in Store’. So I went to the register to buy the same kind of laminated NYC map that Barbara has (I don’t need a magnifying glass!!! It shows the subway stations & lines!!!), whip out my copy of ‘Outtakes’ with its multitude of post-it flags, and proceed to politely harangue the cashier about the store not having it. I told her that they had to get more in stock, that it needed a special display, that when it came out in hard cover last year it was voted #1 Beach Read, & that it was hysterically funny, fabulous, etc. I went on & on. I told her to tell her manager that he or she HAD to order a large supply and display it. Of course, dummy me; I should have talked to the manager myself! [Editor's note: I ADORE you guys for this]

We head down the escalator, only to find that there are 2 humongous statues of a man and a woman. Coming down the escalator, what do we see but the back of the woman’s statue, and she had a HUGE bare BUTT!!!!! We just looked at each other and laughed hysterically! Barbara said ‘OK then, it’s just the day of huge bare women’s butts!’. It was just too funny for words.

When we got to Times Square, Barbara had the idea for these great photos:
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[Editor's note: Seriously, I love you guys]

These were taken in one of the areas on Broadway that are closed to traffic. It is really pretty amazing, they have all these chairs set up (cheap ones for now, it’s an experiment to see how it affects traffic flow), and it’s so popular that it’s hard to find an empty chair. It also makes it much safer to walk through Times Square.

When Barbara & I got there, we joked that if the Naked Singing Cowboy was there, we’d get a picture with him as a joke, just for the blog, but he wasn’t there. I told Barbara about the 2 Naked Singing Cowgirls, one who is in her 20’s and hot looking, but frankly skanky because she wears pasties – ick! Then there’s this one: (These are especially for you Barbara since you left without the, uh, pleasure, of seeing her)
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[Editor's note: Thank heavens the skanky one wasn't there]

Yes, this woman actually hangs out in Times Square like this, and believe it or not, she looks worse in person! The guitar is kind of holding them up, but those babies hang down really low! I’ll never forget the first time I saw her with a friend. She’s like a train wreck, you CAN’T not look at her!

I still had some time before my bus, so I found an empty chair, here was my view:”
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Ask Lupe

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Man problems?
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Need a few beauty tips?
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How about some organizing ideas?
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Not sure what to say when your date shows up wearing this?
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Well, you’re in luck, because today is ASK LUPE day!
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Blog regulars have come to rely on Lupe’s savvy street smarts, her cool, quick wit and her willingness to delve deep into the internet to find answers to questions or problems no matter how large or small. So today, I open the blog to our mentor, the wise and wonderful Guadalupe. She has gracefully offered to be our advice columnist for the day.

Well, I’ll go first, with a philosophical question. Lupe, do you believe in destiny?Also, how do you clean a leather jacket? Do I send it to the dry cleaner?

Okay, everybody, ask away. Keep in mind that Lupe is on the west coast and might not get the early comments until later. Also, if you don’t get an immediate reply, it’s because Lupe and/or I had other stuff to do for a litttle while, but will get your questions up there. Don’t be shy, you don’t have to be a regular commenter to ASK LUPE anything.

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Chess Fetish

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I know I’ve mentioned that I receive a fair amount of spam on this blog. Usually I deliver it straight to the junk folder, but here’s a quote from a spiffy piece of spam I received this morning: “Best choice of the month about Fetish, Smelling fetish, Fetish pantiehose and Kilt fetish.” There’s a link to a website attached, of course.

I get the whole fetish concept. I can understand a smelling fetish, and the pantiehose [sic] fetish. But “kilt fetish?”. And why would the spammer assume that kilt lust should be thrown in the same pile as the desire to don a pair of tights? Or smell smelly things? And what did fetishists do before the internet?

I’ve been working and haven’t had a lot of time to blog, so I thought I’d look up some more old commercials to entertain you. Since we’re already talking about sex, remember Hai Karate cologne? I don’t think this commercial would be allowed on network television today. Very funny.

Here’s the link for those whose computers can’t read the embedded video.

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Photo by Moses Pendleton

Photo by Moses Pendleton

It’s been wet here in New England. My friend Moses sent me this beautiful wet, green photo, and, to accompany it, I have chosen a poem. Sorry poetry haters, he’s my favorite, Roethke, and, well, the photo was crying out for it.

The Minimal
by Theodore Roethke

I study the lives on a leaf: the little
Sleepers, numb nudgers in cold dimensions,
Beetles in caves, newts, stone-deaf fishes,
Lice tethered to long limp subterranean weeds,
Squirmers in bogs,
And bacterial creepers
Wriggling through wounds
Like elvers in ponds,
Their wan mouths kissing the warm sutures,
Cleaning and caressing,
Creeping and healing.

Thanks Moses.

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I’m Back!

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Hi all.

Yes, I was away from my computer for several days which was excruciating, as I’ve come to love blogging so much. Had a personal matter that needed to be taken care of. Nothing serious at all. But so touched by the concerned comments and emails. I really feel disconnected when I am unable to blog each day. Also, I’m going to try to get somebody to program the blog so that regular commenters can post comments without me approving them. That way you can chat amongst yourselves when I’m not around.

Not much to report here, but I’ve been so moved by what is taking place in Iran, I wanted to post a video that I found on Huffington Post. Very moving. Also, a poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson.

A Nation’s Strength
by Ralph Waldo Emerson

What makes a nation’s pillars high
And it’s foundations strong?
What makes it mighty to defy
The foes that round it throng?
It is not gold. Its kingdoms grand
Go down in battle shock;
Its shafts are laid on sinking sand,
Not on abiding rock.
Is it the sword? Ask the red dust
Of empires passed away;
The blood has turned their stones to rust,
Their glory to decay.
And is it pride? Ah, that bright crown
Has seemed to nations sweet;
But God has struck its luster down
In ashes at his feet.
Not gold but only men can make
A people great and strong;
Men who for truth and honor’s sake
Stand fast and suffer long.
Brave men who work while others sleep,
Who dare while others fly…
They build a nation’s pillars deep
And lift them to the sky.

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In Silence The Heart Raves

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True Love
by Robert Penn Warren

In silence the heart raves. It utters words
Meaningless, that never had
A meaning. I was ten, skinny, red-headed,
Freckled. In a big black Buick,
Driven by a big grown boy, with a necktie, she sat
In front of the drugstore, sipping something
Through a straw. There is nothing like
Beauty. It stops your heart. It
Thickens your blood. It stops your breath. It
Makes you feel dirty. You need a hot bath.
I leaned against a telephone pole, and watched.
I thought I would die if she saw me.
How could I exist in the same world with that brightness?
Two years later she smiled at me. She
Named my name. I thought I would wake up dead.
Her grown brothers walked with the bent-knee
Swagger of horsemen. They were slick-faced.
Told jokes in the barbershop. Did no work.
Their father was what is called a drunkard.
Whatever he was he stayed on the third floor
Of the big white farmhouse under the maples for twenty-five years.
He never came down. They brought everything up to him.
I did not know what a mortgage was.
His wife was a good, Christian woman, and prayed.
When the daughter got married, the old man came down wearing
An old tail coat, the pleated shirt yellowing.
The sons propped him. I saw the wedding. There were
Engraved invitations, it was so fashionable. I thought
I would cry. I lay in bed that night
And wondered if she would cry when something was done to her.
The mortgage was foreclosed. That last word was whispered.
She never came back. The family
Sort of drifted off. Nobody wears shiny boots like that now.
But I know she is beautiful forever, and lives
In a beautiful house, far away.
She called my name once. I didn’t even know she knew it.

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Blogapalooza!

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As many of you know, the first annual Ann Leary Blogapalooza took place last weekend and what a great success it was! Unfortunately, I was not able to attend because we were away, but I’m definitely going to be there next year. I had no idea there’d be such a huge turnout. Barbara has sent me some photos.

Here’s a shot of the crowd chanting “It’s War! It’s War!”
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Apparently, they wouldn’t settle until Tracy read aloud the “It’s War!” posting from my blog. This was followed by a rousing reading by Barbara, of “Another Day at the Funny Farm” and that all-time crowd pleaser, “I Just Adore a Penthouse View,” read by Kristin.

Then, the moment everybody had been waiting for. The Red Hot Chili Peppers had written a song to go with Phil Holland’s poem “One For Ann.” The crowd went wild!
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Oh, wait a minute. It seems I’ve gotten my photos of last year’s Lollapalooza music festival mixed up with the First Annual Ann Leary Blogapalooza. Okay, everything’s all sorted out now. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, exclusive photos of the first annual Ann Leary Blogapalooza!
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See if you can guess which is Barbara, Kristin, Tracy and which lovely lady is the mystery guest. Okay, I’ll make it easier for you. Barbara is the one who is incapable of smiling with her eyes open. She assures me that she does have eyes.

I LOVE the sign, Blogapaloozers, and also that you were all holding up my books. Next time I’ll be there to sign ‘em up for you. Thanks Barbara, Kristin and Tracy, for making the Blogapalooza so much fun to blog about. Hope you had as much fun being there, and that you’ve recovered from the crowds!

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It Was Just a Dream Place

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We’re home now. Well, I’m home, Denis is working on something fun in NY (that I’m probably not supposed to mention yet) and the kids are with him. I’ve spent the morning snuggling with horses and now am in bed, snuggling with dogs. I’ve bored all my creatures with the stories of our trip and now am out of wind, so instead of boring you, I will show a few last photos.
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Oh, by the way, Barbara sent me some great pictures of the first annual Ann Leary Blogapalooza, but for the life of me I can’t figure out how to convert her photos so that I can post them here. But I will figure it out. Also, I’ve been quite touched by all the warm comments to Cheryl. I hope she’s taking it easy.

Finally, an excerpt from an article John Steinbeck wrote about Positano for Harper’s Bazaar in 1953.
Positano bites deep. It is a dream place that isn’t quite real when you are there and becomes beckoningly real after you have gone. Its houses climb a hill so steep it would be a cliff except that stairs are cut in it. I believe that whereas most house foundations are vertical, in Positano they are horizontal. The small curving bay of unbelievably blue and green water lips gently on a beach of small pebbles. There is only one narrow street and it does not come down to the water. Everything else is stairs, some of them as steep as ladders. You do not walk to visit a friend, you either climb or slide.

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